“Wow, He’s Hot!”

When I published a post on Dirty Boy’s “Occupy My Mouth” gay porn scene (which was filmed on location at an Occupy Oakland camp) last Thursday, I considered the whole thing pretty silly! Nothing more than a harmless stunt. But now it’s gaining traction in mainstream blogs? People are taking this seriously? Well, OK. Dirty Boy is more than happy to play along.

Here’s the statement they’ve just released:

We have received both praise and criticism for releasing the “Occupy My Mouth” episode on DirtyBoyVideo.com last week. With so much footage of appalling police brutality, surely our video of two people actually being nice to each other should offend no one! Based in NYC, Dirty Boy Video admires and respects the Occupy Wall Street protesters and their willingness to put their bodies on the line for what they believe.

So, that means Dirty Boy is giving a portion of the proceeds from membership sales to the #OWS movement, right? Otherwise, this is just capitalism run amok–which is exactly what the movement is supposed to be fighting against, I guess(?!). If they don’t give anything back, Dirty Boy is no different than Jay-Z and his awful “Occupy” t-shirts, but instead of t-shirts, cocks.

Oh, they’re not done! They’re doubling down, actually:

We at Dirty Boy Video believe in free expression, challenging the status quo, and standing up to injustice.  It is in this spirit that we present an open letter to Brandon Watts, the blood soaked protester arrested on the Day of Action:

Dear Mr. Watts,

We are vocal supporters of Occupy Wall Street and the statement it makes.  Your energy, commitment and drive have directly contributed to the success of the Occupation movement. As I watched the police drag you away in handcuffs, your face covered in blood, I could only think, “Wow, he’s hot!” Later, I learned you were among the first to pitch a tent in Zuccotti Park, making the movement a literal occupation. The NY Daily News reports you even lost your virginity in that park. Congratulations! Dirty Boy Video has long encouraged young men like yourself to pitch tents in parks. I offer you the opportunity to perform on our website, an opportunity to express yourself and your politics freely and without censor.  Working together we can create a sexy, fun platform that inspires you, be that with other actors, actresses or both. Whether you choose to work with us or not, I salute your dedication and your courage.

Sincerely,
Andy Fair
President
DirtyBoyVideo.com

Well, shit. I see there was a gay wedding at Zuccotti Park over the weekend, so why not?

And maybe it doesn’t need to end with Dirty Boy and this one particular hot protester. If we’re lucky, maybe we’ll get another zany Jet Set Men parody? Better yet, maybe someone can make a gay porn orgy based on the pepper spraying incident at UC Davis over the weekend, but instead of pepper spray, you know, cum.

 

 

8 thoughts on ““Wow, He’s Hot!””

  1. Isn't It Obvious?

    He is kinda hot, apart from the blood and tears. Although there’s probably a dozen wesites dedicated to that sort of thing so if that’s your kink good for you. Just something though, what’s a wall street and why do people want to occupy it?

    1. I think those are all the people who were left homeless by the housing crisis and can’t move back in with their parents.

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