"And Bursting His Superhuman Semen All Over ... "

Whether you love to hate it or hate to love it, “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” is here.

Along with “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody” comes GaySuperHero.com, the new home for this series as well as Batman V. Superman, Gay of Thrones, Star Wars, and Apocalypse.

As we’ve seen from unveiling the cast and releasing the hardcore trailer where Paddy O’Brian gets gangbanged in the finale, Men.com knows how to roll out a series. When Part One goes live at midnight tonight, we’ll find what this is a parody of — the movie — or gay porn.

Some plusses. Playing Wolverine and Cyclops are two of best in the business: Colby Keller and Brenner Bolton. Combine that with Alter Sin’s direction and there’s potential for the most important element: putting more emphasis on the actual sex than the actual story.

Speaking of stories, as they did with Batman V Superman, they’ve generated a big boy’s comic strip version as well …

But, in true Men.com style, Wolverine and Cyclops are playing straight even when the title includes the word “XXX Gay Porn Parody”. Men.com, a parody is by nature, a spoof. Liberties will be taken and this is one you should have. But as for the XXX part of the title, we have our first look:

You’d have to be more than superhuman to resist Brenner Bolton’s ass – you’d have to be dead.

Fortunately, Colby Keller is very much alive to suck on Brenner’s nips as Brenner rides him helicopter style.

The other thing we know from the previews, Brenner gets a face full from Colby at the end. I sure hope his visor is jizz proof. Does cum in the eye burn just as bad when you only have one? Will “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” just suck — or manage to suck the cum out of you too? We’ll know at midnight. Watcch this blog!