Yes, This Is Probably The Best Halloween Porno Of All Time

We’re super excited and incredibly horny for Halloween 2020! In order to properly celebrate the big day, we’re taking a look at 13 of our favorite ooky spooky scenes and movies from past and present. So ready your Halloween candy and stiff cock as we look through some of our favorite Halloween-themed scenes from some of the industry’s top porn studios for The Sword’s 13 Days of Hallowiener!

You knew it was coming! You knew we were going to have a “13 Days of Hallowiener” post dedicated to the Scared Stiff series and it’s finally here! We’re finally going to talk about what I consider to be two of the best Halloween pornos out there.

For the three people who haven’t seen these movies yet, these two horror-parody films act as both a solid comedy that roasts every horror trope you can think of and as a XXX fuck fest with some of the hottest men in the business. Both films are essential viewing experiences for anyone looking to add some ook to their spook this Halloween.

The original Scared Stiff film came out in 2016 and stars the talents of Seth Santoro, Jack Hunter, Colby Keller, Ryan Rose, Tom Faulk, and Wesley Woods. It’s your classic cabin in the woods story where a bunch of bros go away for the weekend only to find out a masked killer is on the loose. Just because life’s a little spooky doesn’t mean the boys can’t get a little freaky though. By the end of this four-scene film, everyone is stripped naked for an all-star orgy that I personally have rewatched many, many times.

After its release, this parody film went on to be a success and even nab some honors at the 2017 Grabby Awards. Seth Santoro won for Best Supporting Actor, the cast took home the award for Best Rimming, and screenwriter Jackie Beat tied with TitanMen’s OUT for Best Screenplay.

2019’s Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore gave us everything we wanted from a horror sequel and more. The series pivoted from a cabin in the woods storyline to a haunted mansion theme where the boys have to deal with being haunted by a demented, sex-crazed queen and her slaughtered employees.

Directed by Chi Chi LaRue and mr. Pam, the film features a much larger cast and five action-packed scenes. Throughout the movie, you’ll see the likes of Calvin Banks, Josh Moore, Dante Colle, Cade Maddox, Taylor Reign, Adam Ramzi, Drew Dixon, Colby Tucker, Brock Banks, and Link Parker fucking their hearts out all over this spooky mansion.

Like its predecessor, the film went on to have some great success throughout award season. Brock Banks and Link Parker took home Hottest Rimming at the 2020 Grabbys and at the 2020 Str8UpGayPorn Awards, Jackie Beat won for Best Screenplay and Adam Ramzi tied with Michael DelRay for Best Supporting Actor.

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