The assembly took place at Bromstone Primary in Broadstairs, Kent, and it was held in honor of the International Day Against Homophobia, which we didn’t know existed.
As the UK Daily Mail reports, childen aged 5 to 11 were played Elton John’s “Your Song” before being shown images of gay people and getting an explanation of what “gay” means.
Parents [of several schoolchildren] said the experience left some pupils afraid to cuddle each other in the playground in case other children thought they were gay.
They have complained they were not consulted over the content of the assembly.
We’d be concerned too if our children were being taught the meaning of gayness to the tune of Elton John — no wonder they were scared! Poor tykes…
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