Your Big Gay Weekend: 6/12 – 6/14

The gay scene in Boston may be over, but it’s Pride Weekend down there, so events like Guerrilla Gay Bar on Friday night and Epic Saturday at Roxy should stave off the impending decline.

Of note to porn fans, the Jarics and boyfriends Roman Heart and Benjamin Bradley are up in Portland, Oregon for the Pride fest there — which kicks off with the first annual drag race (like an actual, high-heeled foot race) on Sunday.

It’s also Pride Weekend in Los Angeles, Washington, D.C.; Birmingham, Alabama; Key West; Philadelphia; Milwaukee; San Jose; Flagstaff, AZ and Brooklyn.

And Michael Lucas may have returned from shooting hot gay Jews gallavanting around Israel, but he just missed Tel Aviv Pride, which happens this weekend.

As always, click here for The Sword’s guide to regular weekly events happening Friday – Sunday in SF, NY & LA.

Below, some special weekend highlights in the three faggiest cities we know — though only San Francisco can claim to be the bottomiest.

Marshall Law @ Powerhouse
1347 Market St
Friday, 10PM – 2AM, $5

Mr. Powerhouse 2009 Brandon Clark will be on hand to enforce the law, which includes things like back patio blowjobs and over-consumption. The boozy sleaze-fest also includes a hot date auction!

FRIDAY: Charlie Horse: The Best of Broadway @ The Cinch; Hot Boxxx Girls @ Aunt Charlie’s; Jeffery Self’s “My Life on the Craigslist” @ New Conservatory Theatre
SATURDAY: Cock Fight @ Underground SF; Pearls Over Shanghai @ The Hynodrome; Epic @ 1015 Folsom; Hyp Saturdays @ Club Eight
SUNDAY: Cruz Liner Tea Dance @ Club Eight; Honey @ Paradise Lounge; Salsa @ El Rio

The F-Word @ Santos Party House
100 Lafayette St
Saturday, 10PM – 4AM

Go-go boy lap dances and cheap drinks will have your dick’s head spinning with host Amanda Lepore and tunes by DJ Cazwell. Say the password — “F Word” — for reduced admission.

FRIDAY: Gary 49/I Love NY @ Mr. Black; Bloc Party @ EasternBloc; Fridays @ Sugarland; Head Doctor @ Therapy
SATURDAY: Disco Brunch @ Ono; Tubway @ Mr. Black; John Blair Saturday @ Splash
SUNDAY: Brooklyn Pride; Garden of Ono @ Hotel Gansevoort; Vandam @ Greenhouse; Dirty Pop @ Stonewall

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Wonderland @ Paramount Studios Backlot
780 N. Gower
Saturday, 7PM – 3AM

We never go to massive go-go-centric circuit parties unless we’re on drugs. And since it’s LA Pride this weekend, we’ll definitely be on drugs. That’s why we recommend this massive, shirtless thuddy bash — it’s probably the city’s biggest gay party of the year — on the backlot of Paramount Studios.

FRIDAY:  SuperSonic @ MJs; Shits & Giggles Gay Pride Kick-Off with Juanita MORE @ 659 Westmoreland
SATURDAY: Pride Fest; Red Light @ Fubar; Cherry Pop @ Ultra Suede
SUNDAY: Maneuvers @ Eleven; Bulla Sundays @ Jimmy’s Lounge

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