Because who wouldn’t want to live in a place where the local news’ lead story is about dildos? Life must be so simple (and sexy?) there, in Huntsville! Granted, this wouldn’t have led had the sex shop not come complete with the most beloved invention since the dildo itself, the drive-thru, but kudos to WHNT for breathlessly reporting on what we Americans love most: Buying things to stick up our ass while never having to drag said fat ass out of our car.