We had never heard of him before today. But because we like to traffic in unsubstantiated rumors about eyebrow-tweezing, faggoty-ass celebrities who refuse to admit to their faggoty-assedness, allow us to jump to the easy conclusion (as others have) that 20-year-old Bubba, whose real name is Thomas, is getting the deep dicking he deserves from our favorite musical-loving ab model, Zac Efron.
Exhibit A) Bubba’s fan site bio page describes Zac as his “longtime best friend” which sounds a lot like “longtime companion.”
Exhibit B) His showbiz career started, and we quote, “at the age of four at a musical event in Georgia which was produced by his mother.” He later was embraced by Hollywood “with open arms” and cast in his first Lifetime movie which co-starred Mary Louise Parker and Zac Efron. Love at first blowjob, in Zac’s trailer.*
Exhibit C) He was present, alongside Zac’s beard girlfriend, for Zac’s 21st Bday in Vegas last year, and will co-star in upcoming Efron vehicle “Seventeen Again.” Zac, likewise, was there for his boy’s 20th birthday last weekend at the Hard Rock Cafe (see below).
Exhibit D) He and Zac “gym buddies.” (see below)
Exhibit E) He has a major case of gayface. (see below)
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We rest our case. (Butching-it-up-with-Samuel-Jackson shot notwithstanding.) Shirtless pics, hopefully, to come.
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*We made this up.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
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