1- We haven’t seen boy hair this perfectly layered and tousled since TR Knight threw a dog over his shoulders for the cover of The Advocate.
2- Are your eyebrows the only manscaping you do?
3- Skinny tie, flawless Half-Windsor knot. OK, maybe his stylist is gay.
4- Body fat of a true twink. Eat a sandwich, Mary-Kate.
5- Diesel jeans, fitted.
6- Vans. How light in the loafers can you be?
Of course, we’re sure that any resemblance to bareback-renouncing twink sensation Aaron Tyler is purely coincidental.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.