Zoo Hosts Bareback Animal Sex Show for Valentine’s Day

The zoo’s excited press release states that the “love tour,” which culminates in hors d’oeuvres and a special DVD presentation, demonstrates how “animals have a way of reproducing that can be beautiful and brutal at the same time!”

Not afraid to cater to those couples who may be turned on by a bareback animal sex show, the zoo has teamed up with the Holiday Inn of Battle Creek, MI. For $129, Zoorotica participants can race from the live animal sex show to a room with champagne, rose petals on the bed and a late check-out.

Tickets to the Zoorotica event, which is adults-only, have sold out. If you were thinking of going, sorry to get your hopes up, you disgusting pervert.

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Zoorotica Tour (Binder Park Zoo, via DrudgeReport)


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