The cast includes an Ayn Rand-loving meathead, a talentless meathead who couldn’t act his way out of a bag of meat, an old meathead with T-Rex arms, and some other guy no one’s ever heard of. Yes, strippers should be meatheads, but you know what else strippers should be? Sexy. And do you know what’s sexy? Not having something thrust upon me over and over again telling me about how SEXY it is. If you have to try that hard, there’s something wrong. And don’t even get me started on how this is a movie about STRIPPERS and yet the movie doesn’t even show any STRIPPER DICK. Please. And have you seen the trailer? Good lord. The worst offense of all, however, is that some stupid faggots are calling Magic Mike the “gay Showgirls.” Fuck you. Don’t insult Showgirls like that. Showgirls was the gay Showgirls.
I am out of Ambien though, so thank you for this clip, EW. Goodnight.