Zzzzz…


Please explain to me why and how anyone is excited about this movie? It has the sex appeal of a block of cheese.

The cast includes an Ayn Rand-loving meathead, a talentless meathead who couldn’t act his way out of a bag of meat, an old meathead with T-Rex arms, and some other guy no one’s ever heard of. Yes, strippers should be meatheads, but you know what else strippers should be? Sexy. And do you know what’s sexy? Not having something thrust upon me over and over again telling me about how SEXY it is. If you have to try that hard, there’s something wrong. And don’t even get me started on how this is a movie about STRIPPERS and yet the movie doesn’t even show any STRIPPER DICK. Please. And have you seen the trailer? Good lord. The worst offense of all, however, is that some stupid faggots are calling Magic Mike the “gay Showgirls.” Fuck you. Don’t insult Showgirls like that. Showgirls was the gay Showgirls.

I am out of Ambien though, so thank you for this clip, EW. Goodnight.

 

 

 

 

23 thoughts on “Zzzzz…”

  1. Channing Tatum is one beautiful man and after seeing him on a few T V Talk shows, I realize that he is a bright and funny guy as well.

  2. Zach,

    “Sexy as a block of cheese” would best describe the cast of “Jersey Shore” not these guys. They’re attractive and keep themselves in good shape and frankly if any of them approached a group of gay guys and asked point blank if we were looking for a “good time”, I’d doubt they’d get many knock backs.

    As for the film itself, I’m neither here nor there about it. As for those who want full frontal male nudity, keep dreaming people. Few mainstream actors would get their kit off and let it all hang out. Would it be nice to see?. Hell yes, but again I’m not holding my breath on that happening.

    Still, I can appreciate a good looking guy with a nice bod stripping off and doing his thing. I have no objection to that!

  3. @buckley the trailer is out and it looks stupid. I would only watch it just for Joe M. He is so hot and dreamy!

    I wonder if they’ll be releasing it in 3D.

    1. Totes agree with the “hot and dreamy” part, but let’s break it down:

      Unless as part of the ticket price JM comes home with me afterwards and fucks me in half, that’s a little too much time in my day to give up for no net gain.

  4. This looks like a fun summer movie to me! I’m in favor of anything that gets Matthew Bomer out of his clothes, even if I don’t get the whole view.

  5. ohmygod. i can’t believe i watched the video. it’s even worse than the photo itself. (apologies to Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello)

  6. If you think you are sick of it now then by the end of next month, you will want to chew your own hand off to distract yourself from the marketing blitz.

    I lost interest when the first trailer showed the movie to be just another stupid straight love story. Fuck that. I might watch if it were on Showtime, Starz, or HBO which will actual show dick. If the MPAA has to rate it then penis equals NC17, which no film wants because it is box office death.

  7. I’ll see the movie and know I will enjoy it on some level, whether for the beefcake, the acting or whatever. All of those men are at the very least attractive and some just blow the roof off hot. I don’t know what the problem is.

  8. Oh what the fuck ever Zack. There are so many hotties in this. The four of them look better than half of the riff raff in gay porn, especially Joe Manganiello. Nobody is wanting to see this for their acting skills. “Faggots”? Really?

    1. “The four of them look better than half of the riff raff in gay porn” lmao haha that is a big-time FUCK NO!

      I will give you Joe he is so fucking gorgeous and has the body of a god, Matthew is handsome for his age but passed his prime, and Channing looked good at the beginning of his career. Now he’s looking more and more terrible as the years go buy I’m sick and tired of Hollywood trying to shove his shit down our throats like he’s the one to watch. His acting skills are about as bad as Keanu Reeves

      The nobody is meh. And I agree it’s not worth seeing this movie if there is no full-frontal nudity.

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