Colby Keller and Treasure Island. Jed Athens and Hot House. Marissa and Dirty Boy. They all practiced the fine art of milking in one way or another recently. Now, a certain gay porn legend is jumping on the milking bandwagon, but I’m afraid this might be too little, too late.
Milking is done, dead, and finished in 2013, but leave it to you-know-who to try and make it cool again. Sorry, but this milk has gone sour.
Cody Cummings has finally hit rock bottom with this cheap stunt to try and win new fans from the highly discerning milking community. Not even JeanneMarie is falling for this soggy part of an incomplete breakfast. #MilkingFail
Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, Cody’s FUPA, purple horseshoes.
Will breakfast ever be the same?
On the bright side, at least they didn’t use Raisin Bran.