GayHoopla just announced a contest in which the winner gets to fuck the Gayhoopla model of his choice. That’s a pretty sweet deal! Especially considering I don’t believe any of them are currently gay escorts.
The catch well, actually there are a few catches is that you have to be willing to become an adult performer yourself, with all the public exposure and Twitter idiocy that that entails.
Yes, you don’t get to fuck this model of your choice in private it will be filmed.
Here are the caveats for the contest:
1. You must be a member of GayHoopla.
2. You must be 18 years or older
3. You have to be able and willing to bottom and suck cock and presumably gay or bi?
4. You must be willing to be filmed and seen on GayHoopla as one of our featured updates.
5. You must submit pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org with your active member username and desired GayHoopla model to get fucked by.
6. You must be willing to be fucked with a condom.
Also, it sounds like you must be not-ugly, and maybe even be pretty hot and in shape, because this winner won’t be chosen at random.
As they say, “Please give an option 2 and 3 although we will do everything to make option 1 happen :) (Pictures should be clear face-shots and fun type pictures of you that may show a little personality. 3-5 pictures please.)”
Via the blog comments, GayHoopla’s LaEl says that contestants outside the US are welcomed, and he says the contestant and the model will be tested for STDs per standard procedure, even though there’s a condom.
Personally, I would probably pick Michael Evans, and it sounds like most of you would too… But they would probably tell me to lose 10 pounds and apply again next year.