I want to play with James Jamesson’s beard, but I don’t have $300. Help?
In addition to his return to gay porn and his transition to full-blown mountain man, James Jamesson is also back on Rentboy with a brand new ad. And with this kind of description, he doesn’t even need pictures:
Hairy, bearded, and hung, super masculine stud. Just like the previous James Jamesson you’ve gotten to know and love, but BIGGER AND BETTER. I’ve been chilling in Northern Cali on a bit of a hiatus from porn and escorting, but I’m back and doing better than ever. More fun, more mature and experienced, more bearded and hairy. Things are pretty simple with me, I like to have a good time, you like to have a good time, together we have an awesome time.
I want to have an awesome time with James Jamesson, but his rate is $300 per hour, and I don’t have that kind of expendable income.
Therefore, for the sake of the quality and highly entertaining blog posts that will surely result from this, it’s time for you to step up and donate to my GoFundMe page: “Help Me Hire Rentboy James Jamesson.”
Hey guys. I really want to hire escort James Jamesson so I can play with his beard (and maybe more!) for an hour or so. Every little bit helps, so please donate! Any money received over the total cost owed to James Jamesson will go towards paying off my student loans. Thanks, guys!
If you think this is some kind of joke, think again. James Jamesson’s beard is no laughing matter. All the money really will go to James Jamesson (I’m thinking two hours of beard play plus travel expenses—I’m in L.A., James is in S.F.—will be around $850), and whatever is left over will go towards my student loans. (Yep, a job that entails writing a blog post asking for money to hire a hooker requires a college education.)
Still hesitant about donating? Like all good fundraising campaigns, there are special rewards for large donors:
$25 Gold Level: Donate $25 or more and I’ll give you a personalized and autographed photo of James and me.
$50 Ginger Level: Donate $50 or more and I’ll give you a lock of hair from James Jamesson’s beard!
Thanks for your help in making my James Jamesson dreams come true, you guys!
just hot as fuck. I have loved him ever since TOMMY D swallowed his cum , then Mason Wyler
I’ll pay him $ 300 to buy a razor and trim down that shrubbery on his face. A nice groomed goatee with the rest of that body hair and I’m ready to ride.
The beard…YES! The body…absolutely NOT!
That is exactly what I said …trim the beard down to a nice goatee … leave the rest of the body hair as it is … and I am totally doing him.
always wanted to hire a butch top and make him wear a diaper! just like poor River in My Own Private Idaho. I think they charge alot more for scat and odd fetishes!
I do not want to have sex with someone who looks like a young Charles Manson.
He does not, but I don’t like the huge beard either. However, his hairy body is incredibly nice. As someone mentioned previously, he looks like a nature man. I actually prefer James’ face clean shaven, because his face is handsome. I don’t know why James wants to hide his natural good looks.
Mountain James Jamesson or the horse from the article below; which is the better fuck? And death is not an option.
Death is ALWAYS an option.
In his new add he wrote: ” Things are pretty simple to me…I enjoy each thing for what they are and what they aren’t. “…I see. He wrote that he is into scat; PNP and ” diapers “… What people do with diapers when having sex ( I’m afraid about the answer )?
Some of the older gentlemen he “dates” through this service need the diapers I assume. I guess he doesn’t want to alienate this juicy (no pun intended!!) clientele.
How will Zach cope with the rancid shit smell though? This is the type of hippie that gave up on showering and makes money out of it.
?What people do with diapers when having sex” well it Depends!!
I voted for him ” best transsexual” at the Hookies, please do the same so he can win the title XD
Don’t need to offend our trans sisters like that!
Talk about a boner killer.
he is really 23?…..wow
Yes, he really is that age. The beard makes him look older, but the hairy body makes him look sexier.
Even without the beard, i would think he’s just under 30.
It says he does scat? ewwwww
He really is a dirty hobo.
I don’t think James would do that casually, unless a client would insist on that.
I thought you lived in SF, not LA?
LOL, tried to view his rb profile, but it’s not available now. You book him permantly Zach?