Talking to Michael Lucas’ two new Israeli superstar escorts, I learned that clients will fly you first-class to Beverly Hills for a few hours, that supermodels pay for sex too, and that interviewing porn star escorts means you get a discount.
After Jason Pitt got all massagey with a shady client in downtown Manhattan, the horndog suddenly remembered that he didn’t have any money. So Jason Pitt got even.
Florida became the Where The Sun Don’t Shine State for a night when a flock of strippers and fuck puppies invaded the Boardwalk Bar in Ft. Lauderdale. Everyone showed off their nipples, but nobody was able to lactate.
The dreamboat Hot House exclusive (and honey to Scott Tanner) tells me about his turn-ons, turn-offs and whether or not I’m too skinny to get into his pants.
The pervy step-child of underground gay cinema is now directing porn for Wurstfilm. Below, Todd Verow talks to me about anonymous cock, full-of-shit monogamists and how it feels when The Advocate issues a fatwah on your head.
A fun-loving group of Sirs, drunk leathermen, drag queens and microscopic pathogens attended last week’s Folsom Europe festival in Berlin, the fuckiest city on Earth. The pictures that you want to look at are below.
In America, Men’s Vogue rejects ‘provocative’ ads featuring gay couples. In Japan, Vogue Hommes dresses smooth twinks in pony-tail butt plugs and satin panties. Can you guess which one of the two rags has folded?
L.A. Gets Its Very Own Gay Sports Bar
(Out Sports)
Erik Rhodes is Still Depressed You Guys
(Underneath It All)
Brent Corrigan Does ‘Love Line’
(Unzipped)
Second Gay Porn Bandit Twin Gets ‘Time Served’
(Huffington Post)
The Atlanta Eagle Raid Was Fucking Fucked Up
(Southern Voice)
Reese Rideout, Who Is A Genius, Made a New Video
(YouTube)
Dan Savage Has Ruined Sen. Santorum Prez Hopes
(Dan Savage)
Here’s The Audio of Obama Calling Kanye A Jackass
(YouTube)
Iraqis Are Now Using Gay Chatrooms For Murder
(Guardian)
Levi Johnston Will Either Give Us Crotch Or Ass
(TMZ)
Sister Roma’s Southern Decadence Photo Gallery
(Hot House)
365 Days of Working Out
(YouTube)
‘Men’ and ‘Freshman’ Mags Approach Fossilization
(Unzipped)
Stonewall 2009 … Again
(Dan Savage)
A .gif of Taylor Lautner Taking Off His Shirt
(Brent Everett)
[NSFW] Rafael Alencar Gives Whorish Interview
(Papi Chulo)
Are Bears the New Twinks?
(Michael Musto)
Here’s Diesel showing off his “patented” ass-fucking positions with the help of an assistant who just might be even skinnier than I am.
Bottom twink porn star Kameron Scott — a fame whore and a cock whore — told me how he lost his gag reflex and explained why a little poop is okay.
A pale furry man with a microphone professed his love for Bi-Curious George at a press conference in Italy. “Kiss me!” said the homo. “No,” said George.
Dozens of Seattle married men had uncomfortable conversations with their wives last week after cops posted undercover Craigslist ads seeking public sex in a park. Can someone please organize a bathhouse carpool for these poor closet cases?
Matt Siegel endured five weeks of PEP after an anonymous gloryhole buddy backed his bare ass up onto the Sword correspondent’s giggle stick without warning.
Damien Crosse dreams of coming back to life as a urinal. Until then, he has Spaniards like Jean Franko, Martin Mazza and hubby Francesco D’Macho to do things like piss on him and fuck him.
You might think you fuck like a porn star — but can you date like one? Below, meet the newest porn star couples to be jealous of.
The gay cultural anthropologist has had too many hook-ups with losers like “the guy who asked me to indulge his ’pretend I’m sleeping and rape me scenario’ and then warned me not to cum on his sheets (‘It’s hard to find a decent laundromat in New York’ he whined).”
Al Gore’s Current.tv is good for two things: getting American women sentenced to North Korean labor camps, and funding Bryan Safi’s funny little videos. His latest is below.
Levi Johnston joked about posing in Playgirl on the set of a photo shoot. Within hours, the gay internet freaked the fuck out, a Playgirl producer put in a call, and now, Gawker reports, Levi’s lawyer has confirmed that Levi will pose in his skivvies.
Iconic porn star Aiden Shaw and his 10-inch-cock have written a couple songs about fun things like loneliness, scum and hatred. The singer is Nina Silvert, and the music videos for the songs unfortunately contain beer and breasts instead of cum and urethra.
Enclosed herewith: a second picture of the outline of Taylor Lautner’s penis through his pants, and behind-the-scenes video from his Teen Vogue photo shoot, which is fun to watch if you pause it when his mouth is open and imagine skull-fucking him (after he turns 18 in February, of course).
“And I’m in my diaper and in my pink Mickey’s… And I wanted to tell the world that I’m a fag. Yes I’m a fag. Yes I’m a sissy fag. And I wear my diaper…look at my bottom in my diaper, yes, isn’t that cute? Yes, oh, isn’t that cute? And I suck my thumb a lot?”
That brilliant aggre-gay-tor Kenneth in the (212) unearthed this overlooked footage from an iconic gay photographer’s four-year jaunt with the world’s most beautiful men. It’s so hot it’s sad.
The Sword caught up with David Taylor and Cole Streets on the set of Raging Stallion’s Focus/Refocus to talk about turn-offs like bad breath and drunk Sword editors.