Oh, right… they are.  This ad, allegedly banned in Germany, features a man bearing a slight resemblence to Seal getting a blowjob from a young blonde who finds herself thinking, “I could really go for a Sprite right now.”

While the premise is COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE in our opinion — given the seriousness with which we take our cocksucking — it’s still a hilarious little ad.  We look forward to someone in the adult industry spoofing this ad, maybe using a beer and Tory Mason.

UPDATE: It’s a fake. Not German, but made in Brooklyn on spec.

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