Oh, right… they are. This ad, allegedly banned in Germany, features a man bearing a slight resemblence to Seal getting a blowjob from a young blonde who finds herself thinking, “I could really go for a Sprite right now.”
While the premise is COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE in our opinion — given the seriousness with which we take our cocksucking — it’s still a hilarious little ad. We look forward to someone in the adult industry spoofing this ad, maybe using a beer and Tory Mason.
UPDATE: It’s a fake. Not German, but made in Brooklyn on spec.
Sprite Oral Sex Ad Banned in Germany (Huffington Post)
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.