Christopher Meloni is truly one of the sexiest and manliest men in Hollywood and since we haven’t posted about him in a while, so we might as well dive in and take a look at his extremely beefy Body of Work.
In case you don’t know, this stud’s name has been synonymous with hot prison shower dick and balls ever since his breakout role on OZ. The pioneering 90’s HBO series saw Meloni stripping down for some man-on-man action with his fellow inmates in almost too many scenes to count. In this OZ, there’s no place like homo!
In 2001’s Wet Hot America Summer, Meloni let his monstrous cheeks hang out during a classic gapin’ apron scene and three years later he further showed off his comedic chops by donning skimpy undies and a ridiculous mask for Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. In 2016’s Almost Friends, Meloni again showed off his insanely plump cheeks as well as his sexy tan line. Later that year, he briefly went shirtless in Underground and we once again saw his ageless ass and bod in the 2017 dark comedy series, Happy! Take a look below at a dump of some of Meloni’s hottest moments and if you want to see even more of this man’s hot OZ cock, go ahead and click here.
Christopher Meloni, OZ
Christopher Meloni, Wet Hot American Summer
Christopher Meloni, Happy!
Christopher Meloni, Almost Friends
Christopher Meloni, Underground
Christopher Meloni, Pose
Christopher Meloni, Law & Order
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It’s hard to believe Christopher Meloni is 61, DOB April 2, 1961. This goes to show that if you take care of yourself starting when you’re young, eat right, don’t smoke, and stay active, you should age well. And for those guys out there who say 40’s over the hill, I’d bet they’re fat, lazy and jealous of those who took care of themselves. and they bitch ‘why can’t I look that good’ all while eating candy and fries.
I’ve always found him sexy!!!
Chris Meloni, yesterday, today and forever.
Chris Melonis is FUCKING Hot! Plus his ass is truly delicious!
these gay pronouns are so damn stupid and so so over. it reflects poorly on today’s proud and out gay man
Chris Meloni is super hooottttt!!!!!!