We know the studio is pretty outlandish and constantly loves to try and make us gasp, but has Men.com gone too far this time? Is sex at a funeral just too much for even us to be on board with?
At Clark Delgaty‘s funeral, boyfriend Johnny Donovan is in tears…because he won’t get that cock anymore (“Dear Clark…I’m gonna miss that great dick!”). But he gets over it really quick, letting Clark’s friend Theo Brady get on his knees under the podium and suck him during his eulogy (“Clark must be rolling in his grave!”). But it turns out Clark isn’t actually dead—he faked his funeral (yay? I guess that makes this slightly less disgusting?) and bursts out from behind the curtain to bust his so-called friends.
But ever the charmer, Johnny quickly thinks on his feet: “Instead of fighting, why don’t we just celebrate your non-death?” And off we are to the inappropriate races, starting with Toby slurping on both of their uncut cocks. We also get a few spirited spit roasts, with Johnny and Theo taking their turns getting stuffed at both ends.
I’d like to act all offended, but dammit if Johnny isn’t ridiculously cute, and dammit if that hot 69 with Theo’s limber twink body held upside down isn’t hot. But then again, the women acting shocked in the background continues to be a trope Men.com just can’t shake.
What say you? Is there anything redeeming in this scene, or does it go to far?
Falcon and Naked Sword are in no position to critique anything morally.
funeral sex some people get turned on by funerals hot hot
Some of my most memorable sex, was in the 80’s and 90’s after funerals, but never during the viewing.
But the concept did work in the there-is-no-bad-press PR way. We are here commenting on the idiocy that is Men, and its backhanded homophobia the seems to imply gay men have no control over their lust. Which is a trope that has followed us around for decades.
“backhanded homophobia” give it a break. There’s plenty of straight porn showing guys who have no control over their lust. Women too, Brazzers much? FFS there are also several studios that go way farther than depicting cartoonish horny guys. Porn is sexual fantasy, not social commentary.
ha your judging the trope of out of control gays while admiting you probably trolled the aids era obits for easy hookups
My favorite spam email I received was titled “Horny widows are waiting for you.” So dark it made me laugh.
This is as good a place as it gets to mention this. There was never a movie I had seen prior like it and frankly nothing since, Released in the early 60’s & titled “The Loved One”. It was a COMEDY about the funeral industry. As I saw it as a pre-teen I was seriously shocked. There was nothing before like it and for that matter nothing since. It was a big budget Hollywood film. Just about every famous actor in it was gay in real life, except Rod Steiger and yet he played a straight, screaming queen. The “above the title” filmmakers were gay as well. It was funny, but I think 60’s audiences were not ready for it. The cosmetologist for the mortuary corpses (for their funeral) decides to commit suicide. She chooses her gown, does her make up & hair, lies on the table, sticks a needle in one arm to suck out the blood. She puts another needle in the other arm to pump in the embalming fluid. She just lies down, crosses her arms over her chest and when found in the morning, she is a self’-embalmed masterpiece. That’s just an example of what you’re in for. No real nudity, sex, language or even violence, but expect to be shaken. It’s been on TCM (Turner Classic Movies).
Chris Isherwood was co author
Odd film but memorable
Caitlin Doughty used the Liberace funeral home scene in her latest “Ask a Mortician” YT video. You can watch The Loved One in full on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, YouTube, Vudu, etc. Worth the $2.99
Don’t care about the funeral part but Theo Brady is looking mighty fine. He and Leo Louis should team up to do a Machine Gun Kelly/Pete Davidson parody. MEN sure has enough snatch hanging around to cast the Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian roles and Deangelo Jackson would make a mighty fine Kanye. Shit, I need to pitch this to them. If it happens you’ll know where you read it first
All them would do the industry a favor if they all dropped dead and their ashes is all combined and thrown in a sewer.
That is why I canceled my membership a while back. These people deserve to die and make a video of their low standards. Any wonder why Republicans are going after gays?