The Associated Press reports that the new formula for meth is rapidly increasing across the hick states, and that meth arrests are increasing for the first time in years as a result. But the new meth formula is just as dangerous as the old one. Mix the ingredients — palatte-pleasers like anti-freeze, starter fluid and hydrochloric acid — and shake. Just keep in mind that mistakes like trapping oxygen inside or unscrewing the cap too will lead to fireballs and third-degree burns.
Despite the dangers, addicts are attracted to the “shake-and-bake” method, and not just because it’s fun to say. It means that now meth can be cooked quickly, on the go, without the elaborate set-up of old-school meth labs. And that’s good, because meth-heads have better things to do with their time, like waiting for a hard-on that will never come while re-installing Windows on a tweaky trick’s laptop.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.