Beat the heat, and your meat, to the sexiest movie beach nudity ever!
Jason Priestley will give you 9021-Oh face when he tosses us his beach balls in Calendar Girls.
We see Javier Bardem’s surf… and his turf… when he emerges from the ocean in The Detective and Death.
Long before Patrick Wilson battled with Aquaman in the ocean, he let his trident dangle between his sea legs in Angels in America.
In Stander, Thomas Jane lives up to his reputation in Hung by letting it all hung out!
And finally, a nineteen-year-old Christopher Atkins has us on a diet of dick during his iconic perpetually pantless performance in The Blue Lagoon.
Life’s a beach, and then you masturbate.
