Jock Cock: Beefy Bear (Unknowingly) Flashes His Junk

After a win Monday night, Kyle Long—an offensive lineman for the Chicago Bears—flashed his junk to the (Instragram Live) world without realizing it.

Why? Because teammate running back Tarik Cohen was so excited, he took to Instagram to celebrate the win with an impromptu live broadcast from the locker room. That’s an NFL no-no, as evidenced by what happened: Long, in the background and getting prepared to shower, stripping down without realizing he was on camera. Oops!

Cohen removed his post, but it still lives on, thanks to some eagle-eyed Insatgrammers:

KYLE LONG DICK ON IG LIVE….. pic.twitter.com/MvA48i85ni

— the kid (@sadbullsfan) September 24, 2019

We’re happy Cohen had such bad judgment, but he ends up looking extra stupid. Why? He acts like they just won the Super Bowl, when in fact they won Game 3 of the regular against…the Redskins. Who, you know, suck…and suck hard. He should be bummed they only won by 16 points (I mean seriously, at least beat the Patriots or Rams or something!).

Speaking of the Redskins, their own Chris Cooley had a similar “Oops!” moment 11 years ago when he accidentally flashed his balls and cock in a blog post photo meant to show a picture of his playbook…

Long is a handsome beefy fucker. And he also has a good sense of humor about it all (“The D was out in numbers”). We’d welcome him in more intense action, like this hot locker room encounter from Raging Stallion…

What do you think of Kyle, the son of hunky Howie Long and brother of super sexy former Eagle Chris Long? I mean, look at how fucking sexy this family is!!!