Calvin Klein and gay porn star boyfriend Nick Gruber attended a Halloween party at The Standard in New York over the weekend looking, well, like this! (Is that fat, booze bloat, or cum bloat on Gruber?) Anyway, laugh all you want (and believe me, I’m laughing), but these two have been together for almost a year now, which—admit it—is a lot longer than you ever could have guessed.
Also: Skeleton bro (skelebro?) photobombing on the left looks kind of hot, right?