Calvin Klein and gay porn star boyfriend Nick Gruber attended a Halloween party at The Standard in New York over the weekend looking, well, like this! (Is that fat, booze bloat, or cum bloat on Gruber?) Anyway, laugh all you want (and believe me, I’m laughing), but these two have been together for almost a year now, which—admit it—is a lot longer than you ever could have guessed.
Also: Skeleton bro (skelebro?) photobombing on the left looks kind of hot, right?
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Lucky for CK that a fat wallet and unending back account is still a major turn on for many guys. Poor Gruber let himself go just like every hot guy that decides to become a houseboy. As a matter of fact CK did drop him.
LOL! “Skele-bro” is the General Manager of the bar. Totally hot.
Calvin looks better then Nick.
yeah that’s a definite no. but neither do anything for me personally.
He looks terrible
All I could think while looking at this pic is that skeleton bro likes turtles…
awwww. I’m sure he’s with you for your looks Cal. Marci must be so proud.
Nothing says “sexy” like liver spots and depends.
Looks better with a bit of plumpness! Good for them.
It’s definitely booze bloat. and if Nick doesn’t get rid of it soon I can see CK replacing to a younger trimmer boy toy in the near future. He’s got plenty of $$$ for renting a new one
Speaking of which, haven’t I seen pictures of porn model Johnny Torque hanging out with the two of them? Oh to be a fly on THAT wall….
Some escorts have daily and weekly rates… Maybe Gruber charges on a per-month (or per-year) basis? ;)
ITs part of his medicare plan.
Awww. 2 people dressed as skeletons at the same party… I hate when that happens.
Hahahahah! I heart you!