Since 2008, TJ’s been using the same e-mail and IP address to leave comments about gay porn’s most famous characters. We guess it’s a compliment that he spends so much time on The Sword, but TJ could start his/her own blog with all the material s/he has given us! So, the least we can do is dedicate a blog post to him/her, right?
After a particularly harsh comment yesterday–TJ called me an “asshole,” which is kind of true!–we decided to see if TJ had said anything mean about anyone else, and boy oh boy…s/he has, so many times! Does TJ have a job, or is it at least the kind of job that allows for making fun of gay porn on the internet, all day long? Why is TJ so filled with bitterness? Whatever happened to NOH8? It gets better?
What’s wrong baby?
Anyways, here it is. Can you tell who TJ might be, based on the below collection of TJ’s “best” comments left here on The Sword and on our partner site, Gay Porn Blog? Is s/he a model? A studio head? Another dumb blogger!? Who can say?! And who cares? TJ, are you out there? Hello?
TJ on Jake Cruise: Everything from Jake Cruise is like a public TV documentary.
TJ on Jake Cruise (again): Jake Snooze.
TJ on Ryan Raz not being paid after a Suite 703 shoot: $1800 is too much money for doing nothing.
TJ on Dominic Ford and his “So You Think Can Fuck” series: The title is wrong. It should read “So you think you can fuck for four hundred dollars.” I made the mistake of renting one of those terrible 3D movies once.
TJ on Chi Chi LaRue’s “Shut Your Hole” PSA: “OK so when I hit record you look mad for no apparent reason and scream shut your hole at the camera.” “Huh?” “Trust me it’ll be faaaaabulous!”
TJ on Jake Cruise contracts: The contracts are complete bullshit and meaningless. Berke Banks is a prime example.
TJ on Jason Sechrest and Brandon Wilde: Brandon Wilde is a douche bag. He and his agent Sechrest publicized everything.
TJ on Jeremy Bilding after his DUI: Or perhaps it would be a good idea to stop drinking all together.
TJ on Damon Audigier, who was arrested in connection to murder: Is he a Fabscout model?
TJ on Raging Stallion’s “Focus/Refocus”: The dialogue in this movie is like something from All My Children.
TJ on Raging Stallion’s “Focus/Refocus” (again): I saw it and it was very realistic. The dead guy even has poop coming out of his ass while they’re fucking just like it was real.
TJ on Reese Rideout: I’ve never seen a straight guy so desperate for attention. He’s the straight equivalent of Brent Corrigan.
TJ on Reese Rideout (again): Stupid.
TJ on industry legend Phil St. John: He looks more like an old lady than a pimp.
TJ on Nash Lawler and Ty Colt: They do both have receding hair don’t they?
TJ on Colt’s John Rutherford: Yet John Rutherford thought nothing of profiting off the death of Danny Roddick by promoting his video in BLOGS and TRADE PAPERS! Rutherford is a hypocrite.
TJ on Steven Daigle: We call him The Tooth Fairy.
TJ on Next Door Studios’ photographer Mick Hicks: If you post these photos side by side with photos from Next Door Buddies you can see how the guys are all posed the same in every single photo. Who ever takes the pictures over there isn’t very creative.
TJ on Landon Mycles: Are there any guys left out there who haven’t fucked Landon Mycles aka Marcus Mojo?
TJ on Michael Lucas signing a new model: This is kind of like one of those philosophical questions; “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?” Or in this case the question is, “If a studio signs a model as an ‘exclusive’ that no other studio wants does he make a sound?” And the answer appears to be “Only when he farts piss out of his ass.”
TJ on Brent Corrigan and Zac Efron: Brent does not look anything like Zac Efron. Zac is 10 times better looking and 100 times more talented.
(Finally! Something nice. Is TJ Zac Efron??)