As you may remember, screenwriter Dustin Lance Black, known to friends as Lance, sued a former fuck buddy back in 2009 after nude shots of him, and a bareback sex tape, were released following a drunk-looking hookup. The Sword published the photos, which were splashed all over Perez Hilton, and subsequently received our own cease-and-desist, but you can still find them here and I’m sure some of you has them still on your hard drive.
Tom, meanwhile, has appeared on everyone’s computers and televisions many, many times wearing only the tiniest of Speedos, and can be seen in many video shaking his ass around, such as this one…
But where is the sex tape, you ask!? We demand to see them fucking!
Well, until they get divorced and Tom leaks it to jumpstart a career comeback, all we have to enjoy are the obviously Photoshopped fake nudes of the couple floating around, which are hilarious, and vaguely hot.
Pretty sure these were Mason Wyler shots!!
It’s amazing how Lance’s facial expression never changes!
Thank you, MaleCelebritiesNaked.blogspot for all your hard work.