“We made all that porn for a reason!”
Some of the biggest names in porn are coming together to make sure you’re practicing social distancing and following basic quarantine rules. Earlier this morning Tristan Hunter posted a graphic of 18 performers holding up signs that read, “Stay the fuck inside. We made all that porn for a reason. Let’s flatten the curve.”
The post features Tristan with other stars like Dalton Riley, Derek Cline, Steven Lee, Jake Lee, Nick Fitt, Clark Davis, Colton Reece, Taylor Reign, Zak Bishop, Avatar Akyia, Dillon Diaz, Johnny Hill, Dylan Hayes, Tyler Sweet, Max Konnor, Hoss Kado, and Michael Boston. Some stars are using signs to cover up their cocks, some have holes in their signs with their cocks poking through, and then we have our king Michael Boston arching his ass like a true professional.
Tristan Hunter was the mastermind behind the photo and wrangled all these huge names together to make the graphic. He put the collage together to help fans who are having a difficult time during quarantine.
“I think a lot of us are struggling with either forcing ourselves to stay inside or being forced to stay inside, so I wanted to put something together that would show solidarity through this,” Tristan exclusively tells The Sword.
The post is a parody/take on the sign holding meme format that has taken off with overly-tanned white moms. Twitter has spent the past couple days roasting these moms and creating parodies with Azealia Banks and other artists’ lyrics replacing the original words. But this porn version is by far the best parody we’ve seen. Tristan says that his graphic is a “very loose remake” of the mom version.
Tag yourself – I’m “Flatten” pic.twitter.com/7jnPdHdpTN
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) March 30, 2020
— local sensitive black girl (@taurustitties) April 1, 2020
“This was sort of a lighthearted way to reach out to our followers and say look, we feel you, but hang in there,” Tristan said. “The sooner that this situation is under control, the sooner all of us can get back to doing the things we are all desperately missing right now.”
Like they said, they made that porn for a reason. And enough studios are releasing that porn for free during this pandemic that you honestly have no reason to leave your house. So be sure to listen to Tristan and all your other favorite porn stars and stay the fuck inside.
It’s time to make solos creative and fun. All the studios will have to stop making man-on-man action until the pandemic is under control, so let’s hunker down with Rosy Palm and enjoy ourselves.
Judging by these comments, people forget there were thousands of gay men & boys who ignored HIV warnings in the 80s. You might not die from COVID-19, but the person you pass it on to just might. So try thinking about others’ lives instead of your own dick.
Yes! Stay home and jack off instead!
What hypocrisy!! Sure it’s easy for them to say stay at home for a few weeks, because they’ve been getting PLENTY of fun before the pandemic. For those of us who have been semi-quarantined for years because of HIV/AIDS; now was supposed to be OUR TIME to sow some wild oats (because of U=U). So bite me, porn stars!! I’m not buying it.
That’s not even remotely close to what “hypocrisy” means, EvanX.
Stop being selfish. Grow up. This virus and the danger it brings is bigger than you and your sex life. Stay the fuck home and stop pretending your will to fuck is more important than other people’s will to live.
Perfect response to that idiot.
@Anonymous _ You probably were in dirty diapers during the biggest pandemic of the past 50 years, Like with most things, you’re clueless about what we AIDS victims endured in the 80s (including burying our spouses, friends, and living on the street). Shut your mouth about things you don’t understand. I faced death many more times than you ever will. I already did 35 years of being quarantined, feckless knob. YOU and these twinky porn-star wanabe’s can STAY HOME. You wouldn’t have survived a week the in 80s and 90s. You’re too much of an A$$HAT.
Do us all a favor and look up the word “hypocrisy”. _ Duh.
You just get worse.
If you really were around for the AIDS crisis in the 80’s and 90’s you of all people should be advocating for keeping people alive and safe because you of all people KNOW how important life is.
The fact you claim to have gone through such a crisis where SO many people lost their lives and STILL have such a disregard for people losing their lives NOW is shocking. Talk about hypocrisy.
The people you knew then who lost their lives deserve better from you. I don’t even know you and I know you’re better than this.
These bitches are just saying this so they can go back to filming since they are going BROKE.
There are a lot of people going broke.
I think corona parties are smarter. It’s a hoax. I know because I can do math. Resist!
A party for 1 is still some form of masturbation.