Celebrities know that the best way to grab our attention is by posting a naked photo and that’s why so many have been posting their own nudes to encourage voter turnout for the 2020 election. In honor of this recent onslaught of racy celeb photos, we’re taking a look at all these political nudes and ranking them!
For this ranking, we’re just looking at the specific nude content these celebs posted that promoted voter turnout. We’re judging the quality of the photo/video they took, how revealing it is, and, most importantly, if the content they’re serving up is actually sexy.
No matter the quality of the nude, we do appreciate all these men for sharing their naked bodies with us and encouraging everyone to cast their votes. So take a look below at our ranking and let us know what you think down in the comments! Is everyone in the right order? Did we miss a big celebrity that posted their nudes in the name of democracy? Sound off down below with your thoughts! Oh, and don’t forget to actually vote!
7) Chris Rock, Mark Ruffalo, Josh Gad
This video is essentially just a bunch of shirtless celebrities telling you to vote. While it does feature some A-listers, we never talked about this video on this blog and that’s mostly because it’s boring as hell. The only real exciting thing we get to see is Marc Ruffalo’s thick chest hair – and we’ve 100% seen that before. It’s really only worth a watch if you have a shoulder fetish and get off on seeing celebrity clavicles.
6) Jared Leto
“Happy hump day… P.S. Don’t forget to vote” While we love him for promoting voting, this picture is boring as hell. If I wanted to see a PG shirtless photo of a headless man, I would go on Grindr. If Jared isn’t going to post a photo of his cock or ass, he should at least show us some face!
5) Diplo
This booty is… fine. Maybe we’ll be more impressed if he posts some cock during the next election cycle. [Check out our original write-up here!]
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4) Anthony Padilla
While it’s not the most revealing video, this YouTuber and former Smosh star is super cute and we’re a sucker for anything he’s involved in.
3) Jeff Goldblum
After getting his fans to register to vote, everyone’s favorite daddy recreated his most iconic Jurassic Park moment and we’ve been obsessed ever since. [Check out our original write-up here!]
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2) Lil Dicky
Hey, what can we say? We love watching a man talk to the camera while his junk is shoved inside a tube sock.
1) Todrick Hall
“Do I have your attention? VOTE #BunsForBiden” Shoutout to Todrick for posting what is by far the best celebrity nude of the election season! It was his American duty to share that massive bubble butt with the country and he truly fulfilled his patriotic responsibilities! [Check out our original write-up here!]