Perhaps to remedy this, RJ “Baby Face Finster” Danvers has been posting an RJ-Through-The Years gallery on his blog and demonstrating that chubby, four-eyed elementary school students can become hirsute, voracious bottoms. All this would be par for the molestory course, except for a recent interview in which the follically precocious youth revealed that he started shaving in fifth grade, and developed chest hair “not long after.” Whoa.
We searched his yearbook for evidence of this three o’clock shadow, but evidently the Nair had already been applied.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.