They asked for $3 million in damages. The jury awarded them $34,300.
Four petrified straight men will share the settlement, which leaves them enough money to buy a used Toyota Camaro, or perhaps to buy some balls big enough for their fire hoses.
The jury’s task was to decide to what extent the firefighters endured harassment from randy gay spectators at the parade. It seems that jurors meant for the small settlement to serve as a token of mild support. The firefighters’ attorney, Charles LiMandri, said that he and his clients were pleased. “We won on every issue. This is what we’ve been fighting for.”
As earnest sweater gay Joe.My.God. points out, maybe it’s time for gay firefighters to start suing the city when women call them hot in public.
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