Last week, we took a look at Grindr Unwrapped — a retrospective on 2025’s stats. Now, it’s time to slide into this year’s Squirt Unloaded to see how things differed for their members on the dating and online meeting platform. Of course, not all of the categories are the same, but it gives another perspective into our community, including how they’re getting down with the service.
2025’s Squirt Unloaded starts with some member stats. Which city has the most bottoms? Los Angeles. What about tops? Sydney, Australia. The city with the most versatile men comes back to the United States, thanks to New York. It looks like guys cured their post-weekend blues with some fun.
Looking for the sluttier stats? Chicago takes the cake for being the top cruising city in the United States, and bathhouses/saunas ranked as the top cruising spots. However, it seems like Spain is the place to be if cruising is your thing.
Turning our attention to the horniest stats, group sex was the most popular kink of 2025. Oral was the foreplay favorite, and doggy-style was the most popular sex position. Finally, the most popular place to cum was down another guy’s throat. Hot!
What about Squirt’s porn stats? Ryder Owens takes the Best Newcomer award, while Joey Mills earned the Hottest Performer distinction. For Squirt’s studio — Max Adonis and “Threesome at the Travelsplooge” really made them sweat.
If you want to compare pop culture stats, Squirt ranked Charlie Hunnam as the top Hottie of the Year, compared to Grindr’s pick with Jonathan Bailey.