According to the Akron Beacon Journal, a black female veteran stripper in her 40s attacked a 52-year-old rookie, slashing her face with her motherfucking stiletto saying only, “We don’t need any more dancers around here.” UPDATE: The victim, Jo Ellen Nolan has gone on local television, but they haven’t yet located the stiletto-wielding “Beautiful,” who Dlisted is guessing is “the ugliest bitch in Akron.” See Jo Ellen in the video below.
And in an accent reminiscent of a certain Russian-born porntrepreneur, Anastasia Khozisova is offering a few basic pieces of advice about walking in high heels, including keeping the shoulders back and not bouncing:
The most common complaint she hears from other models is pain in their arches. Spending time on your tippy toes, like when you’re washing dishes or brushing teeth, should build up tolerance, and, she adds, it’s not a bad exercise for your rear.
Got that? Here’s Episode 1 of the ‘High-Heel Boot Camp’ Anastasia is doing for Modelina, introduced by professional homosexual, Simon Doonan:
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A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.