That is, if you’re turned on by grossly outsized pecs that look like overtan melons and extreme closeups of throbbing abs that look like an alien’s going to pop out of there and say howdy any second. Nothing against Matthew Rush, but we’re just not quite THIS into muscles. We like a fit guy with a good strong chest, but when the shit starts to look like it’s going to pop and when it starts to mean shopping in special stores and wearing loose-fitting, zebra-striped Hulk Hogan pants the rest of your life, we kind of lose our boner. But maybe that’s just us.
Next, we give you John Meadows’ ickily veiny biceps:
Here are Sagi Kalev’s extremely tit-like and also ickily veiny pecs:
And finally, Michael Lockett’s extraordinarily gross calves, which he spends an hour a day on! Wow, if only we had an hour to spend on our calves every day, we too could be borderline disabled with these strange tumors under our knees and never fit into a pair of normal pants again! Great job!
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.