All around daddy and total stud Tom Hardy turns forty-four years old today, and we’re cele-’bate-ing with a look at his truly gag-worthy nude performances! There were a handful of years during which Tom essentially wouldn’t appear on camera without showing off his nice uncut penis and impressive sac.
Oh, you don’t believe us? Tom showed his penis in Colditz in 2005, Stuart: A Life Backwards in 2007, Bronson in 2008, and Sergeant Slaughter, My Big Brother in 2011! And I think we all remember where we were when his frontal pics from the set of 2017 Taboo leaked online.
He kept his cock covered in the final edit, but the point is that this man loves showing off his manhood almost as much as we love looking at it! Below you can find some of Tom Hardy’s hottest movie moments EVER. And you can head over here to see all of the full… uncut… scenes. Tom HARDy will make you… erect.
“Don’t be a dick!”
Top three comments: Masc only femme shaming, soft dick shaming, and foreskin shaming.
Seems like you three didn’t understand the assignment.
Nice butt, not into his cock. However, sexy guy overall.
Clothed OR unclothed, Tom Hardy is an excellent actor, and a “total woof-man” in my humble opinion!
I would watch him watching pint dry.