You know that feeling when you just want to get pounded by cock? When your hole needs to get smashed by some schlong? When you’re aching for your ass to get blasted? Well Twitter gay @FloralAndy certainly knows the feeling.
“When I woke up this morning, something hit different. Or rather, I wanted to be hit different!”
The internet personality woke up with a craving for dick in his man slit, even though he is “mostly” a top. He decided to satisfy his hole’s craving and make a dick appointment with a top. But then after hours of preparation on Andy’s part, his dick appointment canceled on him. So that’s when Andy decided to start ranting on camera for a hilarious Twitter that pretty much every bottom can relate to.
“I spent a ton of time in here!” Andy said gesturing towards the bathroom and the toilet. “And then I was also considerate and lit a candle! And then I was considerate and made my fucking bed, which I never do! And then I laid down a towel, which I never do, because I’m not a very considerate person!”
I tried to bottom today. This is my story. pic.twitter.com/em64tA8uzG
— FloralAndy (@FloralAndy) February 24, 2020
The video has been a hit on gay Twitter and is well on its way to a million views. I guess a lot of people can really connect with being all cleaned out and then getting blue-balled.
Andy ended the video by shaming tops who cancel on their bottoms. He even joked saying that he was going to run for office and criminalize people canceling on bottom. (We’d vote for him tbh.)
So welcome to the club Andy! The Angry Bottoms Club – ABC for short. We eat right (sometimes we don’t eat at all), we douche, and then y’all fucking cancel. Feel our pain, Andy! Feel this ABC pain!
The boy needs a deeper bench
Their is a line in a classic erotic novel, who’s author and title slip my mind, but it goes along the line of: subs always need theater.
Now in the old days we would just head to the tubz.
Silly kids don’t know what they want. He needs a firm-handed daddy to show him how to be a good top and bottom.
Instead of ordering in, how about you get ready and then go browse at the buffet at a bar? You know, old school.
Why does anyone care about this fool?
The key is to go ahead and prepare before you start looking on Grindr (or wherever). I find I get a higher quality of dick when I’m ready to go the minute a top expresses interest.
Lol
Bottoms should always have a back up!