New trend alert! If you’re gay and you’re on the internet, it’s time to make a video of yourself dancing naked with your mom!
While Chris Crocker’s nude dancing with mom video went balls to the wall and featured full frontal nudity, Perez Hilton’s new nude dancing with mom clip is slightly more restrained, leaving all the “good stuff” to your imagination. Just imagine what Perez Hilton would look like if he weren’t wearing these short shorts:
Between Chris Crocker and Perez Hilton, it’s impossible to say who’s got the better BANGIN’ bikini bod, but maybe only their smokin’ hot moms can really say for sure. Clearly, both these MILFS love smackin’ their hot sons’ asses! Hot mama!!!!
You’ve seen Chris Crocker’s video, and now here is Perez Hilton’s:
Will you make a video of yourself dancing with your cock out in front of your mom?
Do you like it when moms smack their sons’ asses in a vaguely sexual but playful manner?
Which mom would you rather: Perez Hilton’s or Chris Crocker’s?
Would these videos be better if the moms were also nude?
Which hot gay son danced naked with their hot straight mom better?
Perez is showing many classic signs of a severe eating disorder such as anorexia nervosa or bulimia. His body and facial appearance tell me he is missing out on essential nutrients. My opinion is that he requires care, treatment, and possibly immediate hospitalization. This video is likely his cry for help.
Perez Hilton is too skinny now! His head looks too big for his body. It looks like he is going to fall over it is so big. People shouldn’t try to change their natural body type. He is probably doing alot of crystal-meth. Poor Guy, I feel sorry for him. I know alot of people gave him a hard time for being overweight and he must have let it get the best of him.
OH_EM_GEE! He looks unhealthy. Is he sick?
Zach, why are you torturing your readers with these nasty queens!
Now I know what waterboarding must be like.
So which of these came first? I’m sure that one of them just copied the other. How pathetic.