It may seem a little late to be doing a porn spoof of The Matrix, but nevertheless over at the lately plot-conscious and sci-fi friendly Men of UK, they’ve just unveiled the opening scene of The Gaytrix, in which a confused Colby Jansen wakes up in a warp somewhere, and hot twunk Darius Ferdynand tries to explain where they are, how they got there, and why he needs a deep dicking immediately.
This means that Darius has quite a bit of dialogue up front, and the thick Hungarian accent makes that a little rough. “Ten years ago, a nuclear bombs [sic] devasTATED the planet,” he begins. “SubSEEquently, civilization was pooshed underground.” Then he says something incomprehensible about government systems and computers, and the virtual world called the Gaytrix which now has a virus. He doesn’t, however, explain why the matrix is gay, or why they’re both wearing black t-shirts with weird slits across them like they got attacked by a child with scissors. But it’s the future! Fashion is different!
Luckily, the talking ends, and the fucking soon begins. And as soon as Colby gets a close look at Darius’s smooth pink whole, he declares, for all the Gaytrix to hear, “Oh, fuck, it’s beautiful.” Watch out, awards season!!
Watch it all at Men of UK.
Colby Jansen is hot! He’s not tubby – he’s just regular. I’d rather him than a preening, hulk of boredom, who only cares about the gym. If he likes beer, burgers and learning about space, I’m gonna ask him on a date
No fat? Second pic from the bottom. I rest my case.
I don’t mind a little chubs if the guy has a fat cock to match, but that’s not the case here.
Wow haters, really Fat boy. He’s a sexy MAN I see no FAT.
Not all of that bulk is muscle, he’s something of a bear. But I think that makes him incredibly sexy.
I think Colby Jansen is so sexy. Thick but not obnoxiously muscular with a nice round ass. Can’t wait for his bottoming debut. Glad to see him getting some exposure on this site.
Lard bucket fucking insipid twinky… pass!
fatboy
Fatty.
True. Not “Rugby type” anymore…