Here’s Hoping NPH Gets Naked on SNL
We admit to a longstanding crush on Neil Patrick Harris, who was just a few years older than we were back in his Doogie days and who plays a hetero lothario with baffling conviction on How I Met Your Mother.
January 2009
Matthew Rush Ends Lifetime Contract, Leaves Falcon
Falcon’s Matthew Rush isn’t dead yet, but the massive star has ended his LIFETIME exclusive with the legendary studio.
James St. James Fags Out About a Hundred Times at Chi Chi Larue’s Store Opening
Club-kid-turned-web-news-anchor-slash-fashionista -freakshow James St. James was on hand at Chi Chi Larue’s store opening a couple weeks back and WOW TV now offers us this (rather lengthy) tour of the crowd.
Craigslist Penis Photog Discusses His ‘Art’
Last year gave us new forms of art like novels written on cellphones, text message embroidery and creative erotic emoticons; 2009 brings us the most lastest intersection of art and technology: Craigslist penis photography.
New Year’s Resolutions for the Sloppy and Addicted
We know how hard it can be to face yet another fresh start after so many half-hearted, failed fresh starts. But listen kids, we like you sloppy. The world would be a far more boring place if you didn’t keep offering up the goods every given night of the week, entering every new year just as substance abusive and whorish as you were in junior high.
La Pequena Does Vintage Britney
We can hardly express the joy upon waking that we experienced in finding this, our very own little Chilean wonder doing her best Britney Spears.
SATURDAY
Cock Fight @ Underground SF
424 Haight St
2nd Saturdays – 10PM – 3AM
It’s finally here! A new party we can really get behind, featuring a locker room theme, slutty go-gos and the musical stylings of DJ Earworm. Brought to you by the brilliant mind behind 2004/5’s Faggot.
Manquake @ The Gangway
841 Larkin Street
4th Saturday – 9PM, $5
DJ Bus Station John hosts this monthly party in the TenderPolk, where the alterna-gays nudge aside the colorful cast of elderly regulars to order cheap drinks and nod to the 70s and 80s beats. The dancefloor at the back always reminds of a suburban basement family room, minus Dad’s golf trophies.
Social Club @ The Lookout
16th & Noe (at Market)
9PM, $4
They call it “Sophisticated Saturdays” and they encourage ties and such, but let’s just say there are a lot of polo shirts and t-shirts and while it’s definitely a cute crowd, it’s also turning into a very Cafe-ish, twentysomething crowd indistinguishable from Boy Bar or Frat House. That said, it’s way more tolerable than most of the shitshow that is the Castro on a Saturday. $4.
The Hot Boxxx Girls @ Aunt Charlie’s Lounge
133 Turk Street
10 PM
Get your dollar bills ready and get there early (they’ve been turning folks away lately) as the girls pull out all the stops–and at least five costume changes apiece–at this old-school dragztravaganza. Tips are a definite must and Gina LaDivina is sure to blow you away. $5 …read more
SUNDAY
Beer Bust @ The Eagle
398 12th St
3PM to 7PM
Put your alcoholism to some good use for once: not only does $10 get you a bottomless cup in a sea of bottoms, but also The Eagle donates the proceeds to a different charity each week.
Honey Soundsystem @ Paradise Lounge
1501 Folsom
8PM – 2AM
This rising DJ collective gains points for throwing a dance party on a Sunday and calling it something other than a Tea Dance.
1900 Folsom @ 15th
9PM
Suppositori Spelling hosts this weekly venue for turning your Sunday hangover into a Monday hangover. She works the room, performs and generally spazzes out for your drinking pleasure