May 2010

IML 2010: The Leather Market

 

The boxes of free condoms were the only thing that went unmolested at this year’s leather mart. Sling daddies, prosthetic penises and a few porn stars are below.

[NSFW] Let’s Get This Bladder Started

Precious porn star Phillip Ashton took a moment to make everyone laugh uncomfortably in this behind-the-scenes video from a Boys-Pissing shoot, featuring Chris Porter, a variety of twink chubbies and a piss-soaked tile floor.

Open Wide And Say ‘Asshole’

It’s yet another new release from Titan Men. ‘Anal Assault’ features fuck-machines, jackhammer tops, latex fists and spinny dildos. I didn’t make it to the end. Visit TitanMen now to watch Anal Assault.

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Let’s Talk More About The IML Bareback Ban, Bitch

iml bans barebackLeatherati asked a few prominent leathermen to publish their thoughts on the 32nd annual IML Weekend’s first-ever ban on bareback vendors and promotions. What I learned is that the pro-ban argument needs some better representatives.

[NSFW] A Major League Baseball Player’s Cock

Breeders shave their balls too. Evan Longoria, the fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays, sent a picture of his well-manicured white boy cock to a female blogger with the message, "You like that, babe?"

Men Look Better Hairy, Did You Know This?

When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I’ve found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.

This Weekend, The Sword Will Sit On Chicago’s Face

IML and The Grabbys are just days away, so pile some dead cow skin into a suitcase and check out this new documentary called Kink Crusaders, which examines a couple warring camps of the 32-year-old leather contest.

Before He Bottoms, Bobby Clark Eats Soup

That’s one of the many porn star secrets that we learn in this extensive footage from the release party of Bel Ami’s ‘Cocky Friends,’ featuring Jesse Santana, Luke Hammill and Florian Nemec.

Matt Williams Is In A Contest, You Know What To Do

The GayVNs will join the Folsom Street Fair this year, so porn stars will be sharing groping room with all of San Francisco’s pedestrian whores. Manhunt has rounded up the most fuckable of those locals for its Official Folsom Model Contest.

D.O. Grows A Beard, Signs With Raging Stallion

The Sword is the first to bring you the news that Raging Stallion’s newest exclusive is none other than porn star D.O., the former fashion model whose body hurts to look at. "I’ll die for a hole," D.O. told me.

Everyone Survived The Bear Fair

These pictures of the first-ever New York Bear Fair make me wonder whether tough guy face is the new duck lips.

Popular Gay Teen Jock Blogger Exposed As A Fraud

It turns out that 17-year-old "Hockey Kid Mikey" is really a 48-year-old man with a twisted hobby. This list of people he duped includes Outsports.com, Ben & Dave’s Podcast, thousands of devoted readers…and me.

My Friend Barry Would Very Much Like A Job

Barry Muniz recently lost his job as a photographer to the porn stars. Some of his boner-inducing photography is below. Now please send him a job offer so he won’t have to keep bringing his own alcohol into bars.

The Backstreet Boys Will Play San Francisco Pride

It seems like everyone else has moved on to Acne Scar Lambert, but I’ve never forgotten the original gay American Idols: Howie, Brian, A.J. Nick and Kevin (the latter’s no longer in the group, which is okay, because Brian was always the hottest).

The Jarics Hate Each Other

The Jarics are depositing their break-up drama onto Twitter with mean messages and pop song quotations. Calm down, you two; and if you really want closure, I’m thinking on-camera gangbang.

8.5, As In Inches

Every top stud in Von Fistenberg’s 8 1/2 (Dark Alley Media) is packing at least that many inches. Here’s a teaser; watch the full movie now at NakedSword.

 

Learn To Stop Talking Like A Faggot

‘Details’ just published an interview with Hollywood’s leading voice coach. His name is Bob Corff, and he will rip that purse right out yo’ mouf.

This Stripper Slut Is Still Fucking Clay Aiken

At Broadway Bares 2010, Reed Kelly — a chorus boy on Wicked and Gayken’s boyfriend of over a year — taught us how he wooed an American Idol with rhinestone crotch.

[NSFW] The Fairoaks Hotel, 1978

Polaroids are one of my favorite things. Bathhouses are another. Here are some never-before-seen candid images from a San Francisco bathhouse culture that would soon disappear.

Steve Cruz Will Blow The Firing Squad

In his latest blog entry, Steve answers a few questions, like whether he’ll ever fuck a woman on camera (uh-uh), and what he will request for his last meal if he’s ever sentenced to death (executioner cock).

It’s An Ugly Underwear Contest

The fashion blog LYNN and HORST is throwing an ugly underwear party. Though I must say that the entries do not offend me nearly as much as those nylon, square-cut, twink-lounger bathing suits that have yet to die.

‘Most Of Us Come From Other Places’

There are many countries where pride parades are more about revolution than daytime drinking. Here’s the trailer for a new documentary called "The Politics of Pride," which teaches us that embarrassing ourselves in public is a right we fought for.

[NSFW] Chi Chi LaRue Got A Face Lift

She also "loves to suck guys’ dicks in bar bathrooms," apparently. Who knew! Also Madonna’s a bitch. This is a great interview and you should watch it.

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