After suffering heart and respiratory failure at the close of her performance at last weekend’s Charlie Horse, Ms. Warhola was revived several times, rushed to the hospital, and remained in a coma for several days. But miracle of miracles, she has come out of it and is taking visitors–so reports Anna Conda in this week’s Facebook invite.
So Yes, dears, just more proof that if there is a god, he sure loves the gays*: not only did Ann Coulter’s jaw get wired shut, but Anna Warhola lives to stumble and expose herself another day.
Please enjoy this album of Anna’s greatest hits, c/o San Brit.
We Love Anna Warhola (Facebook Album)
* This also reminds us of a certain San Francisco limerick written about a distillery, Hotaling’s Whiskey, that was saved from the flames in the great earthquake and fire of 1906:
“If God had punished all the town
For being over frisky
Why did He burn the churches down
And save Hotaling’s Whiskey?”
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.