Rory painted the 60ft dick in white paint on top of his parent’s $2M home near Hungerford, and his parents had no idea it was there for about a year, until a helicopter pilot spotted it and hovered close by so a passenger could take photos.
Rory, meanwhile, took off for a year abroad in Brazil, and they only recently discovered his joke when the UK Sun phoned them and showed them the photos.
In true British style, his mother simply finds the “fertility symbol” (as Rory called it) “rather worrying” and they’re waiting for Rory to clean it up himself. “When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off,” she said.
Our only question: why such tiny balls?
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Maybe he’s doing Atkins? Plenty of meat, but very little potatoes.