Two very different ads, for the same company and from the same photographer (Slick It Up; Aaron Cobbett). I prefer Chase Hostler naked, but these are close enough. The one on the left is absurd, but that’s the one I like better. Click either to enlarge. [via]

I have only one thing to say: CHASE HOSTLER WILL BE MINE!!!
Return of the oompa loompa! Yes Lisa Frank is what comes to mind in that left pic.
They’re supposed to be selling underwear, right? How does the one on the left even stay on? Rubber cement? Double-sided Scotch tape? Is there some sort of transparent strap?
*checks website* OK, it’s fetish gear. Definitely not my cup of tea…
Sometimes, I feel like David Mason channels my Lisa Frank addicted inner child, circa 1990, for inspiration.
Stuff Girls Love ®
I hope he’s got all the appropriate licenses and what not…