At a campaign event this morning. Sorry for putting a giant picture of a sparkly Mitt Romney on the front page (he’s not as fuckable as his gross sons), but I wanted you to see the glitter in his hair and how it looks kind of pretty, and I wanted this to serve as a reminder that all glitter bombing must be stopped. Via Buzzfeed:
Mitt Romney was glitter-bombed as he took the stage at an event in Minnesota today, leaving his hair and sport jacket gleaming “like a disco ball.” […] Romney called it celebratory when he took the microphone as his son, Josh, wiped much — but not all of it — from his head: “This is confetti! We just won Florida,” he said. After handing his jacket offstage, Romney told the crowd: “I’ve got glitter in my hair. That’s not all I’ve got in my hair — I glue it on every day.”
So, the weirdo Mormon greaseball robot seizes the opportunity and “humanizes” himself, and he even makes a self-deprecating joke. And the crowd loves it. Great. What should straight people who don’t agree with gay people get to throw at them? Rocks? Bibles? How about dog shit? Human shit? Any gay who glitter-bombs someone must in turn be shit-bombed.