It’s time for some Horny Headlines! For this roundup of sexy news, we’re talking about a couple of weird studies that have to do with some big balls and some concerningly big dicks, along with a new music video from porn favorite Dakota Payne and a new shirtless Instagram vid from MCU hunk Chris Hemsworth. Take a look below and let us know what you think of these hot topics down in the comments!
Dakota Payne’s new music video
New music alert! Falcon Studios performer Dakota Payne is following up his 2022 dick-sucking anthem with a brand new song and a visually stunning music video to go with it. For Loves Me Not official video, the model can be seen serving up some Dune realness in the sand, taking a dip in some red waters, and even showing off that delicious body we all know and love. Take a look below:
That’s not all though! In addition to the song and video, Dakota is also giving fans a behind-the-scenes look at the making of this new music video:
Drinking only Coke & Pepsi leads to bigger balls
The Northwest Minzu University in China has run a study and determined that those who ditch water and instead only drink Coca-Cola or Pepsi might have larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.
The study was conducted with multiple groups of mice. The mice who only drank soda saw a “significant change” in the weight of their testicles and had “had higher levels of the male hormone compared to the group that drank water.” [NY Post]
Recent increase in dick size is ‘concerning’
Sorry to all the size queens and big dick fans out there, but apparently the recent increase in penis size is raising some concerns with certain researchers. A study posted in the World Journal of Men’s Health says that the everyday dick length “has increased over the past three decades across the world” and according to Stanford urologist Michael Eisenberg, that might be something to raise an eyebrow at.
“The increase happened over a relatively short period of time,” said Eisenberg. “Any overall change in development is concerning, because our reproductive system is one of the most important pieces of human biology. If we’re seeing this fast of a change, it means that something powerful is happening to our bodies. We should try to confirm these findings and if confirmed, we must determine the cause of these changes.” [Complex]
Chris Hemsworth loses his shirt
We know how horny you guys are for anything related to Chris Hemsworth, so to close out this round of news, here’s a video that the Thor actor just posted that features him shirtless and showing off his famous muscular build.
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Dakota makes Alan King sound like Andrea Boccelli. Awful.
Dakota can’t sing, just embarrassing
One can debate the quality of the songwriting, or the video concept .. but the boy sings great.
His voice is so auto tuned how can you even tell when he sounds like?
I mean she needs to just stop. Save his pennys for when his porn career ends