Bottles are available in both small and bulk sizes now! Grab ’em before
you find yourself dying of cyanide poisoning or keeling over from that
pesky angina! Use it as a “room odorisor,” “polish remover,” or as an
atmospheric “air freshener”! Or you might want to load up on COLT FUEL
if you just want to get really high at 30-second intervals, since
that’s what they’re actually intended for.
(via COLT Studio Blog.)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.