Last week, Congressman Anthony Weiner did something on Twitter that could actually be considered incredibly normal and not newsworthy at all, if he were a gay porn star. Unfortunately for him (and his wife), he is not! He is a congressman.
And even though congressmen have penises, they should not post pictures of their penises on the internet, even if the penises are covered in ugly gray underwear and even if you can’t even really tell that there is a penis present in the first place. The photo of Weiner on the left is supposed to show a bulge? It’s, according to the media, “lewd”? Ha ha, I will show you lewd.
Here are some cock shots that some gay porn stars sexted me earlier, and unlike that slobbering pile of human waste Andrew Breitbart, I’m not going to hold on to them for “insurance.” If you can name the owners of at least 4 of these 8 gay porn star cocks, I will send you a free DVD of Golden Gate Season 2. (If more than one of you get 4 right, the winner is the person to have done so in the comments first. Contest ends Friday, 5pm PST.)
So, how well do you know your gay porn star cocks???
Trent Locke
Spencer Reed
Blu Kennedy
Diesel Washington
Colby Keller
Mario Costa
Samuel Colt
Chris Porter
Donny Wright
Diesel Washington
The guy belows Diesel doesn’t have a small thumb he just has a huge cock. I’m looking at his thumb right now. It’s Nick Moretti
Random thought on the one right below Diesel W.’s cock shot (btw I am not Diesel hater but posting a picture of your cock with a beer can is so douchey especially when your cock doesn’t particularly resemble one): the guy on that picture below Diesel’s has the shortest thumb I have ever seen.
Donny Wright and Diesel (but that’s because sadly it is not like there are many black pornstars to recognize it from) are the only ones I recognized right off the bat. And you can tell a lot of these guys did it spontaenously right because you asked because a lot of them seem like they need a trim. lol
Colby Keller, Cliff Jensen, Diesel Washington, Conner Habib, Donny Wright, Parker Perry, …I think
Poking Out of Jeans: Colby Keller
Coca Cola: Diesel Washington
The one that looks like he’s getting fucked: Leo Forte
Airport Bathroom Shot: Trent Locke
Above the airport one: Donny Wright
Next to Coke can: Spencer Reed
Adidas: Paul Wagner
Scratch that, Adidas is Riley Price.
I recognize Spencer Reed in there
oh god I dont know…
Diesel Washington, Riley Price, Trent Locke, Donny Wright?