This survey follows on The Sword’s own completely unscientific survey of the tops-to-bottoms ratio in 10 U.S. cities — in which, interestingly, Houston also came up having the most bottoms! Trojan is pimping their new sex data to promote the release of a new condom called Trojan Ecstasy — which undoubtedly is just a regular condom with some fancy lube on it that stimulates ladyparts and will be of no use to us anyway.
So once again, Mason Wyler‘s hometown wins out, with their claim that they all have sex an average of 101 times a year. We’re a little suspicious of the results, if only because of all the sluts and deviants we know around San Francisco. But who can argue with a random survey of a 100 people per city, done on behalf of a condom manufacturer whose goal is to shame people into buying more condoms and having more sex?
The full results, complete with Thumbs Up! and Saddy Face emoticons, below, as well as the Trojan Ecstasy ad, in which a mime puts a condom on an imaginary, enormous horse cock.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.