“Joe & Kaleb: Bareback” The B-Roll Blues

Politicos dump news they don’t want people to pay attention to on Fridays. I have news for Sean Cody: you are not politicians.

The fact this is masquerading at what should be their marquee scene of the week that their subscribers are supposed to get off to is insulting to those who paid for it.

If they released this scene on a Monday, we’d be thinking maybe those solos weren’t so bad after all.

The actual footage of value could be compacted into around six minutes and tacked onto a Monday solo as a gift with purchase. As the weekend main event, it’s anything but. This is a lost scene from Sean Cody’s Puerto Rico Getaway that should have stayed that way.

The preview pack had no scene description and half the pictures have water spots and lens flares. The actual footage seems like the B-Roll ordinarily used for transitions and cutatways. Poor Mr. Editor. When they gave him the tapes, it was akin to handing a chef a few blocks of tofu and telling him to turn it into beef stew.

 
Opening yack yack to Joe rimming Kaleb. Fine ass or not, extending rimming of the top by the bottom makes as much sense as grocery store giving away a sample of something they don’t carry. Ridiculous. It’s badly captured and goes on and on.

 
Cut to Kaleb attempting to fuck Joe but filled with physical and technical problems. Kaleb stiffens up and goes in. However, the doorway is too narrow to allow for Joe to stick his ass out and Kaleb to have room to thrust at the same time. This throttles the potential. Some good undercarriage shots help. But not much.

 
Missionary on the bed is next. Even if it was lit properly, the positioning is such there’s almost nothing to see anything. The camera is there for a mid-shot of Joe’s high-flying cumshot. Kaleb finishes off in Joe’s mouth. But unfortunately, the round isn’t finished yet.

 
Mr. Camera Man has the bright idea that Kaleb should taste cum for the first time and take a slurp of the swimmers off Joe. He does. It looks, however, like forcing a three-year-old to take some cough syrup and just as unsexy as that sounds.

 
High jinx in the pool follows. Mr. Camera Man then decides it’s time for Kaleb to suck his first dick. He has Joe, water shrinkage and all, offer his soft cock which Joe takes two fish-lipped passes at. Embarrassing or right to cringe-worthy? Both.

 
Onto the lanai and Joe fluffs Kaleb up before he takes a ride. Finally, some decent pole in hole footage but still, too many body parts obscuring the view when the camera moves.

 
That problem gets even worse when they move to missionary. And compounding that, it’s almost over before it starts. Joe fires off another good blast. It’s clearly captured at least, albeit too far away. But the real travesty is about to present itself.

 
Joe spins around for an ATM that leads to Kaleb’s second load. Kaleb attempt to give “O-Face” and the requite vocals, but the ship has sailed and the cum is already gurgling out of Kaleb’s mouth. In other words, they decided to include “how to not to fake a cum shot reaction” in the final cut.

I guess when you must make beef stew with soy bean curd, you use every trick you can. There are seven or so minutes of BTS next. It’s a relief at this point as it means the charade is over. No one comes away looking well from this. Especially not the crew. And sadly at this point, that’s not news at all.

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