A lot of the inexplicable ire toward gay-for-pay porn stars comes from the notion that they’re selling an unrealistic fantasy. Because they would never sleep with you, the misguided huffing goes, they’re therefore exploiting you and our money. But as a wise commentor named “American in Montreal” noted, most gay-for-real porn stars won’t fuck you either.
And porn stars who are total homos but who would still never fuck us make us pout more than gay-for-pay stars who flout their heterosexuality. So with confirmed gays like Jonathan Bennett, or Zac Efron, we feel similarly broken-hearted knowing that we don’t have a chance even though they’re dick-hounds.
Here’s Hot Jon and his fuckable armpits working out in Los Angeles yesterday.
Jonathan Bennett, Shirtless (Just Jared)
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.