Mason’s boyfriend Marcus — who we’re sure has, um, a great personality — wrote last week that his family members are suffering from financial troubles. So he kindly offered to let them move in.
After a week of sharing his home with Marcus’ father, mother, brother, sister-in-law and newborn niece, Mason has taken to his blog to rant about “these villainous cock-blocking people.”
One of these terrorists comes in the form of a baby, but don’t be fooled, it’s just a disguise. This “infant” terrorist has some sort of sensitive biological radar device that goes off any time sexual activity is commencing and immediately releases an ear-drum shattering (and hard-on killing) cry that can be heard all across the country…
…the crying monster makes me think of babies in a blender, but the worst offense of all is that they’ve cut off Wyler Nation’s ability to obtain fresh loads of protein from a wide range of anonymous sources…So lately I’ve been visiting places where I can freely feed my hunger like: Back alleys, sex parties, gloryholes, cruising bar bathrooms, public park restrooms, truck stops, and bath houses.
Now excuse us while we go and look in every back alley and truck stop in the Dallas area.
Mason and Marcus are pictured below.
Terrorist Attack on Wyler Nation (Wyler Nation)
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