Here’s what happens when you bring an iPhone into a dark club and take pictures.
Click any photo to enlarge (except don’t, because they’re all really blurry).
Ladies of the night: Chi Chi LaRue and mr. Pam; Johnny Rapid and an ATM.
Duncan Black, Mike DeMarko, and Best Newcomer winner Derek Parker on the red rug. Fun Fact: Every company whose logo appeared on that backdrop won an award.
Double Trouble: Jake Bass and Max Ryder; Trenton Ducati, Phillip Aubrey, and Tate Ryder, who wore gold sequined shorts.
Andrew Stark (taller and even more charming and handsome in person than you can imagine) reconnected with an old Randy Blue pal, Chris Rockway, who looked great after his back surgery.
Johnny Rapid and Jake Bass, who admitted to having a crush on Johnny; a dapper Bobby Clark brought his girlfriend to the event, but he was nice enough to stop and pose with dreamboat Duncan Black; Austin Wilde and Hot House’s latest gangbang bottom, JR Bronson.
Andrew Stark; Raja and Tate Ryder.
Marcus Mojo shares an intimate moment with Phillip Ashton and then poses with Rhea Litre. And FYI, I took these photos at Here Lounge across the street, where Marcus was go-go dancing. Marcus was not at the Cybersockets, and as I first reported last night, yes, he did tell various people in attendance that he had retired from making gay porn. (Don’t worry, he’ll be back soon enough.)
BONUS!
My exclusive interview with my favorite duo of the night, CockyBoys’ Max Ryder and Jake Bass:
That pic of Johnny Rapid by the ATM (ass to mouth?) is a little creepy. If this was a MEN porn scene, an older guy would proposition him and take him out back into an alley and rape him. Hey MEN, I just helped you come up with your next rape scene with Johnny Rapid. You’re Welcome.
im happy to hear marcus mojo news.so marcus is coming back
yes.im a big marcus mojo fan.
i hope you keep me up-to-date with marcus mojo
Jake Bass, what the fuck happened to your EYEBROWS?! Stop plucking and start fucking. If those loops in your ears get any bigger, Max will start using them as cockrings.
You can lose the outer third of your eyebrows in hypothyroidism.
Those two guys in the hats/beanies/ski caps/whathefuckever look like they need to bathe in bleach. Filthy and unkempt isn’t fashionable in LA or NY.
Trenton needs to quit wearing shades indoors, he looks like a twat – unless the beautiful BF of his smashed his face in and he’s covering something up.
As for the rest, Raja is the only one who’s hole(s) I’d fill.
Bobby Clark is straight? WTF!
ZZZZZZZZ
Whenever I see a pic of Jake Genesis he looks like the son of Joan Crawford ( perhaps the eyes / eyebrows ). Not that there is anything wrong with that
Duncan looks hot as always.
LOL @BRUCE oh we realized it… but we forgot this was the Grammy’s ;)
just saw this comment. to be clear…I just thought you guys were dressing for some stupid nyc fashion show with the black outfits and ski caps on. keep making hot porn!
LOL please. You sound like an idiot. Would you have like us to be dressed in matching t shirts or Sequenced jumpers? HAHA what the fuck is wrong with dressing like you’re in a NYC fashion show? thats a compliment. Would love to see what you’re wearing right now…
Sincerely,
NO ONE CALLS THEM ‘SKII CAPS’ anymore… it’s called a beanie. So next time you try to act like you’re a judge on project runway, update your 1960’s vocabulary.
xx
Don’t you dare fuck with my men Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder!
Serious though, these awards aren’t meant to be all that serious. Usually everyone at the gayVN awards dress up.
the difference is: you both TRY to dress like you’re in a fashion show. and I am actually younger than both of you…and thats what people in this part of the country call them. When I wore a “beanie” like that, I actually was in cold weather, not mid 50s in Socal.
btw, im not wearing anything right now.
hugs and kisses
Bruce, you sound extremely bitter child. Everything ok? Actually I don’t care.
That’s Raja? Jesus, I thought that’s Phi Phi…
It was good that every company with their logos on the backdrop won an award so they hadn’t to throw the dices…Andrew Stark, Derek Parker, Trenton Ducati, Jake Genesis as mainstreem porn stars are handsome men. They must be or would be working for Daddy Lamar or ” Bear Something “…
Marcus is still on Rentboy so I think I’ll be ordering in for delivery tonight!
whats with Max Ryder and Jake Bass’ stupid outfits? the stupid fags didnt realize they werent in NY anymore?
The “red rug” is beside an abandoned tripod, a gold bag and flip flops. I’d say that they’re the most appropriately dressed. Get over yourself, queen.
Apparently looking like you’re in One Direction is very in right now.
Exactly, I’ll give them cred tho for the Harry-Styles-On-Molly-After-Midnight-In-Hells-Kitchen-or-Park-City attire. Very young 20s in 2013.
OH, and thank you, Zach, for the cronyism update. I figured sponsors (or guys fucking sponsors) would get most of the awards. The industry is so tiny now.
Ask me to pick a Performer of the Year, I wouldn’t have said ???Dean Monroe??? in 25 guesses. Ok, 225.
At least they look like they gave a damn. I mean, come on, Johnny Rapid?! An ill-fitting black V-neck with the MEN logo on it?
LMFAO @ those suit vests! Just goes to show straight guys can’t dress themselves…
Bruce – so you want them to come to LA and dress up like LA fags? How original!
well LA winter is a little different than NYC winter. whats with the ski caps? they think they are ny fashonistas. hahah stupid fucks.
Once again you prove how much of an idiot you are, Bruce. It’s been freezing cold with temperatures dipping into the low 30s in Los Angeles. Not that it matters, as they can obviously wear whatever they want. And not that you would know the first thing about fashion or what to wear to the fucking DMV, much less an awards show in a nightclub. Fool.
once again, you can’t take a photo of yourself without doing that stupid face (ya know, the eyebrows lifted, and the angle from above?). Newsflash, its not flattering.
I live in Los Angeles, you twat. And I know you can look up IP adresses, I’m no an idiot. I Will be flying back there tomorrow. Guess what? The low for Wednesday was NOWHERE NEAR 30 degrees!!