Muscle men with long poles, heavy balls, swinging hammers and a hard discus? Yes please! Last week, we looked at the Hottest Track Athletes from the recent U.S. Olympic Track & Field Trials. Now we head over to the field events to drool over more jocks. Which one is your favorite?
Vote in our poll below, and also check out our look at the Hottest Gymnasts at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Swimmers at the U.S. Olympic Trials! and the Hottest Track Athletes at the U.S. Olympic Trials!
12. Darryl Sullivan
Darryl finished second in the high jump. Maybe he would have won if that bulge wasn’t weighing him down.
11. Steve Bastien
Steve finished second in the decathlon, those bulging biceps and veiny arms landing him a trip to Tokyo.
10. Damarcus Simpson
Sup, legs? Sadly, Damarcus finished fourth in the long jump and didn’t qualify for the Games. I’m happy to console him by letting him jump on my face.
9. (tie) Joe Kovacs & Ryan Crouser
I couldn’t pick just one muscle bear, so I tied the silver and gold medalists from the shot put. Which beefy daddy would you want first: handsome Joe, or ginger cowboy Ryan?
8. Erik Kynard
The long jumper has already been to two Olympics and won a gold medal, so he’ll be just fine after not qualifying for Tokyo after finishing fourth at the trials. He should just stay home and relax. Shirtless.
7. Rudy Winkler
The glasses! Those quads! That ass! This nerdy Cornell jock is 6-foot-2 and 240 pounds of beef, and he really knows how to throw his heavy hammer around. (Ready to take it whenever you are, Rudy!)
6. Reggie Jagers
Reggie placed second in the discus, but that smile and biceps are all gold.
5. Chris Nilsen
I want this 6-foot-6 Midwestern cutie to plant his winning pole vault deep in me.
4. Sam Mattis
The third-place finisher in the discus has biceps for days and a smile that melts me.
3. Matt Ludwig
Ugh…Matt finished fourth in the pole vault and didn’t qualify for Tokyo, but god damn would you look at that face?! (And arms? And bulge?!) So fucking adorable.
2. Garrett Scantling
The handsome decathlon champ (who also once tried out for the Atlanta Falcons) is never afraid to show his emotions, and is sexy as fuck in all of his different facial hair configurations. (Would you look at those arms?!)
1. Michael Shuey
I could do a post every day about this 6-foot-5, 235 pound stud, who placed second in the javelin. The face. That body. Those fucking pits. Oh, and he loves dogs? Marry me, Michael!
Who’s your favorite? Vote below, then vote for the Hottest Track Athlete, vote for the Hottest Gymnast and vote for the Hottest Swimmer!
damarcus sam and garett are the hottest of this bunch and they look ripped as well
since there were no sprinters or hurdlers from the us team included on this list…none of them work for me
American athletes are so, um not good looking and why do they all act like lady’s?
Ok how do these out of shape, all you can eat, buffet loving guy’s make the Olympics? They look like their one breath away from a trip to the emergency room.
Instead of being a preening queen who goes to the gym to get laid in the sauna, try being an athlete and then you’ll understand what it actually takes to throw a discus, put a shot, or throw a hammer.
Such a jaded argumentative question. Each guy is hot and depends on what you look for in a man. Not to mention if met such a guy , how he makes you feel company wise.
Matt Ludwig may not have qualified for going to Tokyo, but he sure qualifies for taking me to pound town.
Keep dreaming, never going to happen
Michael Sheuy is the only attractive one and he is straight, damnit. Why are all of the masculine, handsome men on the planet straight? What’s up with all of the fattys on this list? Get their tubby bodies out of here.
Identify why you wrote your second question and you’ll have the answer to your first question. Of course it could also be that most gay men go to the gym only so they can look pretty; they never have any intention of actually doing anything with the muscles they develop.